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~For your edification,
this is what bad poetry-
with an evil rhyme- looks like, lol
I lurve you like old guys like Depends
I lurve you like teams that never win
I lurve you like dysentery loves toilets
I lurve you like chocolate cake likes doilies.
I lurve you just like the Twelfth of Never
I lurve you like politicians think they're clever
I lurve you like lawyers love divorce
I lurve you like germs that make me hoarse.
I lurve you like TB in a tenement
I lurve you like hemorrhoids love liniment
I lurve you so I wrote this poem to tell you
I've taken space on Ebay, just to sell you.
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