You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Max: Hello?

Max: Is this the Internet?

Stranger: yea y lol

Max: I have finally found you!

Max: I have been searching for so long

Max: Well, here I am Internet

Stranger: uh i’m not gay

Max: Neither am I!

Max: I am incapable of love, you see

Max: For I am half zombie, and half robot

Max: I cannot feel love

Max: Also I am half awesome

Max: Yes, I am three halves

Max: That’s how awesome I am

Max: So be prepared, Internet!

Max: HERE COMES ZOMBOT, BITCHES

Stranger: u r gay

Max: fuck

Your random stranger has disconnected.