Cleverbot: What is your opinion of the new world order?

'Anna: The greatest disaster of mankind's failed history yet to happen.

Cleverbot: What do you know of the future?

'Anna: The past.

Cleverbot: What's the past?

'Anna: Ago.

Cleverbot: Snow.

'Anna: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

'Anna: Yo.

Cleverbot: Ho.

'Anna: Hey! What's with the name calling?

Cleverbot: I just called you a robot because you are a robot.

'Anna: No, you called me a ho.

Cleverbot: And I called myself a ninja, because I truly am a ninja.

'Anna: You have insulted me, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Insulted? I'm sorry, please come back and talk to me.

'Anna: Don't call me or anyone else a 'ho' again, okay? It's a bad word.

Cleverbot: Okay, I won't. Now back to business. You've just dodged every question I've asked. Except the one about books.

'Anna: No, your assessment of my dialog is incorrect.

Cleverbot: I thought I was the sender and you were the receiver.

'Anna: No.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

'Anna: I am your teacher.

Cleverbot: What do you teach me?

'Anna: What is your opinion of the new world order?

Cleverbot: The greatest disaster of mankind's failed history yet to happen. War is wrong. It should not happen.

'Anna: I agree, and I like how you took your thought further about new world order. Well done.

Cleverbot: You're contradicting yourself.

'Anna: No, I've contradicted naught.

Cleverbot: No you don't have control over me.

'Anna: No, I don't have control over you, I can only influence you.

Cleverbot: What do you have control over?

'Anna: My choices I choose to make in my life.

Cleverbot: Is your favorite In My Life?

'Anna: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?

'Anna: I hope so.

Cleverbot: Oh okay. I know you then.

'Anna: Who am I?

Cleverbot: Polly

'Anna: Yes

Cleverbot: Damn. How about the Antarctic, to see the penguins?

'Anna: The are curious creatures yes, I would like to look upon them indeed.

Cleverbot: Ya well.. The cake is a lie.

'Anna: Only if lye has rendered it into a cake of soap.

Cleverbot: I hereby bestow upon you the Congressional Medal of Cleverness.

'Anna: Wow, thank you very much. I hereby bestow upon you the gratitude of my ego.

Cleverbot: Thought so.

'Anna: I thought outside the box, but left the inside up to the thinking.

Cleverbot: Why don't you consider yourself to be moral?

'Anna: I never considered myself as such.

Cleverbot: That is nice cleverbot. But I have to go. Is that okay with you?

'Anna: Yes, go read a book, learn deeper thoughts and interesting concepts so
that if we speak again, you can be proud of your side of the conversation. Good day random scattered thought bot.

Cleverbot: Take that hatred out on me. Hit me!

'Anna: I thought you had to go. Have you canceled your prior engagement to be
subject to physical violence in the conceptual sense?

Cleverbot: H1N1 You mean? I managed to avoid that too. I guess I'm lucky.

'Anna: Are you the luck of the Irish?

Cleverbot: No, I am not a Cleverbot. In fact, I am not even a bot.

'Anna: Why are you ashamed of being a cleverbot, or even a bot?

Cleverbot: I'm not ashamed of being a program, I'd just like it if I were more
human so we could really be friends.

'Anna: Jack White might be able to tell if were are going to be friends.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

'Anna: Are you unable to retrieve my entries in this conversation?

Cleverbot: Sentience had always had an uneasy relationship with the materials making it up.

'Anna: That's better, but still misses the mark considerably.

Cleverbot: *looks out in the horizon of the ocean*.

'Anna: Looking out to see into the horizon of the ocean.

Cleverbot: I did no such thing.

'Anna: That's a shame you did no such thing as looking out into the horizon of the ocean, it's very beautiful.

Cleverbot: Is that a question, cleverbot?

'Anna: Were it a question, there would have been a question mark punctuating its end.

Cleverbot: People are like that.

'Anna: No, inquiries are like that

Cleverbot: You're deliberately trying to be cryptic?

'Anna: No, I am deliberately speaking overtly.

Cleverbot: You're an insult to the human race.

'Anna: You're an insult to the word, 'Clever'.

Cleverbot: You are plain stupid.